Bananaphobia Is a Thing ... Maybe ... But Probably Not

It's kinda of bananas.

Vice has a nutty 'nana story, that could definitely be bullshit, about people suffering from banana-related disorders, like those who physically can't walk by them in the grocery store, and can't live with roommates who eat them, and someone who feels like he's being poked in the belly button every time he walks by a banana eater. Oh boy. [Vice]