Snickers to Experience Shrinkage

Don't change! Snickers

We're not big on obesity or anything, but bummer of the day is that by the end of 2013, Mars, who makes the candy bar (which, only hours ago, Michael Laiskonis told Grub is his favorite junk food), says all of its treats will be right around the 250-calorie mark. This means that two-ounce Snickers at 280 calories will lose a small bite's worth, and king-size bars are being cut altogether! The upside is: Obnoxious neighbors will have to find a new way to one-up everyone on Halloween. [Salt/NPR]