We just wanted an excuse to link to this high-larious Jimmy Fallon sketch: “Real Housewives of Late Night in Indianapolis,” where “Denise” hosts a luncheon for her friends and the Colts’ better-halves. But it’s not totally non-epicurean … one of the RHOLN ladies drinks ranch dressing with a straw, and someone gets a dinner roll chucked at her weave. [Hulu/Jimmy Fallon]