Just Shut Up and Eat Your Cookies

Have the whole danged stack; just don't yap to us about it. Photo: ovenly

"There are even those that go so far as to deliver the exact same speech about how they are 'not a dessert person' every single time they take a bite of a cookie. Who are they convincing?! We all love cookies! They were created by scientists to sabotage Monsanto and regulate the bathing-suit industry. " — Ladies, you're not fooling anyone with those anti-dessert soliloquies. [Thought Catalog]