Chester Shuts Down Troublesome Takeout Joint; Americans Don’t Know How to Lose Weight

• Following Sunday’s triple shooting there and at least 59 other reported crimes in the last decade, the city of Chester shut down J&S; Seafood, a late-night takeout joint that was a lightning rod for murder and violence. [Inquirer]

• Revel’s Royal Jelly Burlesque Club will bring R-rated entertainment to the casino that’s being billed as sensual, not sexy. [myfoxphilly]

• Here’s a non-shocker: Americans don’t know how to lose weight; we may in fact focus on cutting calories too drastically. [NYDN]

• Wal-Mart is eyeing China, having just taken a controlling stake of Chinese online retailer Yihaodian, which sells groceries, among other things. [USAT]

• Some flowers regenerated out of nuts that had been buried 30,000 years ago by squirrels and remained frozen. This sounds like something Rene Redzepi would use as a garnish. [Not Exactly Rocket Science/Discover Magazine]

• Kids, gather ye Snickers while ye may: The Obama administration is considering national rules mandating healthy food for school vending machines. [NYT]

Chester Shuts Down Troublesome Takeout Joint; Americans Don’t Know How to Lose