Walk Away From eHarmony and Head to Brinkley’s Tomorrow Night

Wipe those tears and get tipsy.

Everybody knows that Brinkley's pretty much exists for the sake of getting laid phone numbers. So why should Valentine's Day be any different? Tomorrow night, singles can head there for a bit of speed dating starting at 10 p.m. Ladies even get free Champagne with dinner. It's certainly a more civilized option than flirtatiously eating pierogies in a Russian steam bath. Good luck, pretties. More info here.