Watch Out, Château Margaux, Skinnygirl Wine Is Here

So freaking rich.
So freaking rich. Photo: Patrick McMullen

Not sure how it will hold up next to the Marc Forgione label, let alone the Ramona Singer Pinot, but Bethenny Frankel has just launched her own Skinnygirl wines — in “red, blush and white” — to keep us thin and tipsy at all times, no matter how questionable the marketing or compromised the taste. She writes on her blog, “I’m not a wine connoisseur, but I do love a refreshing, great tasting glass of wine and that’s what I’ve created … each serving is only 100 calories — 15% lower that most other brands.” No doubt it’s got legs.