The New Acme Very Much Does Not Include a Dance Club

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Sorry, kids, no grinding here.

When Grub Street heard that the new Acme, which launches any day now, was going to have a dance club downstairs, it didn't sit quite right. So we had to ask them if the disco-cheese rumors were indeed true. "The downstairs will 100 percent not be a dance club. We have NO idea where anyone got that," a manager tells Grub. "Downstairs will have cocktails and a bar, and you can have parties there, but to be compared to Kenmare or Merkato 55 was pretty grating." Consider the record set straight ... just don't shake your ass to it.