Booze You Can't Use

Being America’s Drunkest City Might Cause Brain Damage

But it worked for grandma!
But it worked for grandma!

Last week Boston was named America’s tipsiest town by the social anthropologists at the Daily Beast. All that revelry comes at a price, though. The party-poopers at the Atlantic step in to showcase the dark side of drunkenness. (Spoiler alert: Drinking can cause worse problems than ill-fated hook-ups, and it’s a good thing that Boston has a ton of hospitals.)

Reveals one local doctor: “From my perspective in its trenches, ranking Boston the booziest rings true. … Alcohol contributed to the vast majority of traumatic brain injury cases I treated this year… My ten-minute personal reflection indicates Boston’s drug of choice is involved in at least three quarters of crashes generating a traumatic brain injury severe enough for the rehabilitation hospital.” OK, so this data isn’t culled from the annals of the New England Journal of Medicine, but still: Eeek.

The doctor’s tales of woe include elderly people falling in the bathroom after one too many “nightcaps,” high-functioning office workers driving home after post-work boozefests, and serious alcoholics unable to seek inpatient treatment thanks to overcrowding in Boston’s (busy as can be!) rehab centers.

In other news, a ton of new cocktail bars opened last month.

Boston’s Brain Drain [Atlantic]

Being America’s Drunkest City Might Cause Brain Damage