Stick a Mental Post-It Note on the ‘Food Lover’s Cleanse’

You can be her...just not this week.

Do not think about it right now (please!) but there is a Food Lover’s Cleanse over at Bon Appétit, which you might be interested in once all the fruit cake and Champagne settles down. It’s a juiceless, fastless diet that probably won’t transform you into Gwyneth Paltrow, but might make you feel less guilty about eating all of Santa’s cookies and getting so damn sloshed. [Bon Appétit]