The New Face of Manorexia

The face of Meatopia faces the holiday bulge.

In a revealing story for Time, food-loving Meatopia pimp Josh Ozersky says he plans to give up eating altogether. Why? Because he's feeling a little too fleshy, he doesn't want to hire a trainer or go on a diet, and this is "the easiest thing to do." In between steak dinners and holiday parties, Ozersky plans to subsist on "a protein shake or a few slices of pepperoni" and some days, he consumes only Crystal Light and coffee. Good luck with that! [Time]