Norway Is Utterly Butterless

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They need some buttering up.

Forget that Osloite movie popcorn: Norway is out of butter! Reports have surfaced that, as a result of their fat-rich diets, "Norwegians have gobbled up Norway's entire stockpile of butter." Well, it's not entirely gone, just scarce and expensive; a 250-gram piece is starting at around $13 on Norways top auction website, about four times its regular cost. [Daily Beast]