Have a Very Mistress Christmas

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An affair to remember. Photo: Noah Fecks

Wives, call your private detectives or psychoanalysts, because according to the Street, this Thursday — like every Thursday before Christmas — is the night for cheating husbands to enchant their secret girlfriends at expensive restaurants. (42 is so perfect for this ... Where would you go?) The story says, "It's part of the deal and mistresses know this, but the gals also expect a pretty swanky gift in return for their adoration of their master of the universe." Romantic! [Street]