Have a Very Mistress Christmas

An affair to remember.
An affair to remember. Photo: Noah Fecks

Wives, call your private detectives or psychoanalysts, because according to the Street, this Thursday — like every Thursday before Christmas — is the night for cheating husbands to enchant their secret girlfriends at expensive restaurants. (42 is so perfect for this … Where would you go?) The story says, "It’s part of the deal and mistresses know this, but the gals also expect a pretty swanky gift in return for their adoration of their master of the universe." Romantic! [Street]