Hey Santa, Guy Fieri’s Dude Jewels Are on Sale

Forget those Cartier cufflinx!

There are no words for the Guy Fieri jewelry line. Oh, yes there are: Kewl. Kewlery Jewelry (okay, we're done). From the man himself, "Here it is: the real deal bling that I worked with my buddy Matt at Room 101 Jewelry to design. This stuff is off-da-hook. It's some killer bling. There's a dog tag, cufflinks, a bracelet — the works. It'll make for a kewl gift for the holidays." No words. [OpenSky]