Four Seasons in Fifteen Minutes

Fifteen minutes of fame for overpriced room service and the suckers who order it.

Tragic is the hungry, traveling millionaire who must wait for hours and hours for his or her club sandwich. But now, the Four Seasons has solved such woes (!) by installing a 15 Minute Room Service option in all 86 hotels and resorts worldwide. Per Hotel Chatter, the menu choices will vary by location (i.e., Four Seasons in the U.K. is offering a traditional ploughman’s lunch and English-style nachos with Winchester cheese and chive crème fraiche) but everything will be signed, sealed, and delivered within fifteen minutes. Fist pump! Happy French fries, ya one percent. [Hotel Chatter]