Watch Out, Big Gay: Duane Reade Is Launching a ‘Freezee’ Station

Watch your back, Pinkberry!

Tomorrow, Duane Reade will launch a fro-yo bar and upmarket "Freezee" station at its 1657 Broadway, 24-hour store. The self-service station will feature eight Ronnybrook Farms flavors original tart, blueberry tart, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, mango, coffee, and peach. Toppings will include tropical coconut flakes, M's, granola, almond slices, Oreos, and Fruity Pebbles; four sauces containing Ghirardelli dark and white chocolate, Ghirardelli caramel, and Reese's peanut butter; and eight refrigerated toppings like fresh fruit, candy, and cheesecake. For $5.99, it doesn't sound altogether atrocious, especially if you remember to pick up those lightbulbs and Tylenol PM, too.