Wednesday. Or so says a reporter, who took his empty stomach and hot blonde to Costco to find out the best day for hungry vultures who prefer free samples of pig-in-the-buns to, say, a nice meal sitting down at home. He says, “There were 20 samples that Wednesday, including: flavored mashed potatoes, hummus, Oscar Mayer bacon, salami, whitefish, Stacy’s Simply Bruschetta and lots of cheeses, including Cambozola, 3-year-old cheddar and Couronne Brie.” One major letdown? A saleslady wouldn’t spoon-feed him. Such is life. [NYP]
We’ve all been there.