Bourdain Is Extremely and Incredibly Against Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

MIAMI BEACH, FL - FEBRUARY 27: Anthony Bourdain attends the Whole Foods Market Grand Tasting Village during the 2011 South Beach Wine and Food Festival on February 27, 2011 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Anthony Bourdain
Tell us how you really feel, Tony? Photo: Alexander Tamargo/2011 Alexander Tamargo

"Watched twenty minutes of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Twee screener before pain became too much. Despised it." —Anthony Bourdain, via Twitter, on his unsentimental views about the heartfelt holiday movie.