Speaking of Dum Dums

Leftovers de Kardashian. Photo: Ilya S. Savenok/2011 Getty Images

"He does have his assets. He’s now unemployed, so there’s plenty of time for him to dote on you, take you shopping, and eat all the food out of your fridge — which is a good thing if you only eat Quick Trim." —Vanity Fair's Sarah Ball on one of the more practical reasons ladies should line up for newly single Kris Humphries. [VF]