Kitchen Staff

Michelin Diss Leads to L2O Cook Fisticuffs

L2O's pot, about to boil over.
L2O’s pot, about to boil over.

There’s something especially droll about this coming from L2O, home of the most exquisitely effete platings of delicately teeny food in town. We’re trying to imagine the insults that would go back and forth in a fight with L2O (“Yo mama so big she got her own Michelin guide…” “Yo mama so stupid, she thinks hamachi and ponzu were characters on Happy Days“), but this isn’t funny; an angry cook could do a lot of damage with, uh, tweezers and a microplane. Maybe.

Cook on cook violence at Old Town Social last night! Cook from L2O freaked the F out after another 1-Michelin-star kitchen (*ahem* Boka) ribbed him about L2O losing two stars yesterday; threatened to kill everyone in the bar; had to be wrestled to the ground and escorted away by the po po. Typical fine dining douche…

There’s something especially droll about this coming from L2O, home of the most exquisitely effete platings of delicately teeny food in town. We’re trying to imagine the insults that would go back and forth in a fight with L2O (“Yo mama so big she got her own Michelin guide…” “Yo mama so stupid, she thinks hamachi and ponzu were characters on Happy Days“), but this isn’t funny; an angry cook could do a lot of damage with, uh, tweezers and a microplane. Maybe.

Michelin Diss Leads to L2O Cook Fisticuffs