Smear Campaign ... With Ice Cream

Don't get too dirty.
Don't get too dirty. Photo: Pink Sherbert Photography via Flickr

GQ’s December issue features a pizza party with Herman Cain where he compares his rivals to ice-cream flavors. Mitt Romney? Plain vanilla. Rick Perry? Rocky Road. For Michele Bachmann, Cain resists for half a second before getting a little sticky: “I’m not going to say it. I’m not going to say it … Tutti-frutti. I know I’m going to get in trouble!” It could have been worse. [GQ]