GQ Deems Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Cookbook Irrelevant

Batali's gonna beat them up.

Gwynny is No. 16 on GQ’s "25 Least Influential People Alive" list, and it’s not just because of her hyperaggressive singing career. Their final straw? "Unleashing her awful cookbook upon the world, a book that included such amazingly vapid sentences as ‘We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden — a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.’" Grub Street — who may or may not have made her Perfect Roasted Chinese Duck recipe … and DVR’ed her on Glee — respectfully, and very un-influentially, disagrees. [GQ]