Department of Homeland Security Is Fighting the Turkey Fryer

If you play with fire, you will get burned.

The Department of Homeland Security has released a super-serious video to freak out turkey-fryer fans everywhere, because, according to the Examiner, there's an "ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers." The video features massive explosions and third-degree burns, and a bunch of other scare tactics that just scream "takeout menus."

DHS issues Turkey fryer warning [Beltway Confidential/Washington Examiner]