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Department of Homeland Security Is Fighting the Turkey Fryer

If you play with fire, you will get burned.

If you play with fire, you will get burned.

The Department of Homeland Security has released a super-serious video to freak out turkey-fryer fans everywhere, because, according to the Examiner, there's an "ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers." The video features massive explosions and third-degree burns, and a bunch of other scare tactics that just scream "takeout menus."

DHS issues Turkey fryer warning [Beltway Confidential/Washington Examiner]

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