There Are Worse Things Than the KFC Double Down

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"A chef has been arrested on suspicion of killing his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh in a mincer and serving him in pies to customers in a popular cafe ... The human meat was allegedly on sale for three days in a cafe jut two miles from the Kremlin, in Moscow, Russia." —the Daily Mail, reporting what is surely the grossest story you'll read all day. No wonder everyone in Russia is so excited about getting a Taco Bell. [Daily Mail UK via Foobooz]