Posh to Rock the Apron

She's didn't say she'd eat it.

Maybe Alton Brown can help her fake it till she makes it, but until then, Victoria Beckham will have to figure out the kitchen on her own. The singer-designer is rumored to be taking up baking — even though she can barely make tea — after having a little girl and wanting to impart some sense of womanly domesticity upon her. And if the birthday cakes don't work out, Posh and babygirlPosh can always focus on growing their new nail salon with Gordon and Tana Ramsay. [Monsters and Critics, Mirror UK]