No Kidding: Free Goat Roast at Betto

Hopefully this guy shows up.

Heritage Foods wants you to love goat, so they're giving it away as part of their "No Goat Left Behind" program (this is actually a thing). Grub learns that from 9 p.m. to midnight on Monday night, 'ino spinoff Betto will host a free "Goatoberfest" goat roast, with free wine and free beer from Brooklyn Brewery. Who knows, this could be the next Goatstravaganza.