MObama Has Entered the Paula Deen Boxing Ring

It's not like ranch dressing would make that lettuce taste worse.

The news that Michelle Obama has drunk the Paula Deen haterade is certainly possible, even considering the source. Perez Hilton (via the National Enquirer) says that MObama is beside herself over the fact that Paula Deen called out the Obamas' greasy eating habits in her new book, Paula Deen's Southern Cooking Bible. "She probably ate more than any other guest I ever had on the show!" writes Deen. "She kept eating even dur­ing commercials. Know what (the Obamas') favorite foods are? Hot wings. Y'know — those kinds of foods that aren't necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods.” But hey, the Obamas never claimed to be purists, so it's probably just a bunch of deep-fried bullshit. [Perez Hilton]