Celebs Trapped in Elevator Contemplate Cannibalism

He freaked out.

Over at Vulture, there's a scary and amazing story about a not-so-near-death elevator experience leaving the Gramercy Park Hotel rooftop bar, where The Good Wife's Josh Charles got into one bad elevator. Luckily, Charles and his famous friends weren't going down without a few laughs. Sweet's Seth Herzog, who was sad he'd be the least famous guy to bite the dust, joked, "So, who are we going to eat first?" [Vulture]