Well, this is actually kind of disappointing. The Wiener War to End All Wiener Wars is officially over, and the result is so boring. Kraft and Sara Lee — the companies behind Oscar Mayer and Ball Park Franks, respectively — called a truce yesterday, settling the conflict out of court. Of course, this means that the terms are confidential, though a spokesman for Sara Lee claims that no money changed hands. We’re imagining that deal somehow involved trading the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile for a Michael Jordan commercial, but that’s just us. Not that it matters anymore, but the two had originally sued each over false advertising. [Crain’s]