Who Poisoned Bourdain?

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His tummy hurts.

According to his wife's Twitter, Tony is sick in New York with food poisoning. This brings Grub Street no pleasure. However, there are probably a few Food Network Stars folks who are having a side of karma's-a-bitch with their fried-chicken lunches right now. In fact, since Bourdain wasn't spotted out anywhere last night (and Ottavia's only clue is that it didn't involve pork), Grub can't help but wonder if Paula Deen, Rachael Ray, Guy Fieri, or Sandra Lee slipped a little somethin' somethin' into his last meal. Well, here's hoping the Bourdains' bathroom has a no reservation policy. [Ottavia Bourdain/Twitter]

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