• Sadly, Fall River might not get that 400-acre strip club complex it so desperately needed: The former site of Oliver’s Restaurant might now become a two-story restaurant and conference center, contrary to prior plans. Boooo. [BBJ]
• New research suggests a daily glass of red wine does not stave off aging, after all. Make up your minds, scientists! [NPR]
• Since letter grades in restaurant windows might be too subtle for some diners, China is considering posting happy and sad faces to let consumers know whether an eatery is safe. [Squid Ink/LA Weekly]
• The U.S. Armed Forces is investigating whether fish oil for soldiers might a way to reduce suicides. New Agey, much? [USAT]
• Obese people now outnumber the hungry globally, creating a “double-edged scandal” for nutrition worldwide. [AFP]