Don’t You Know Who I Am?

"Street, Grub Street."
"Street, Grub Street." Photo: Jed Egan

“When calling to make a reservation, start by announcing your name, first and last. For some reason this makes the person on the other end think he should know who you are.” —Esquire’s “Rules for Men” delves into those essential life skills: eating, drinking, and dining out. No word on what to do if you’re stuck forever listening to hold music. [Esquire]