And he can't drive past an Olive Garden without seething with anger.
Anthony Bourdain stopped by The Colbert Report last night and discussed, among other things, the "most grotesque" food he's ever encountered. The answer: a Cinnabon. (Louis C.K. might agree!) Check out the clip, below.
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