Since Today Is Already Wacked

Sorry, we really don't want to know what it pairs well with.

Over at Grub, we didn’t want to read this, and we definitely didn’t want to shove it down your throats either, but now we feel there’s no choice in the matter since the end of civilization is totally near (unless you’re Keith McNally) and all anyone wants to talk about is how to prepare for the absolute worst-case scenario ever. Well, how’s this for a last resort: eating each other. (Hey, get your filthy, porno-mind out of the gutter.) Here’s a story on what humans taste like. If you can’t bare to read it, the short answer is: "Like good veal." [Lapham’s Quarterly]