Clawesome News: Lobster-Statue Saga Ends Well for Hamptons Restaurant

Not actually Kobe.

We still have to worry about Irene, but at least we can put this other nagging concern to rest: The Post says Kobe the Lobster — a large statue belonging to Banzai Burger in Amagansett — has been miraculously found, after going missing last July. Phew! We're just happy the owners ended the publicity stunt everyone's safe ... for now. [NYP]