She'd need way longer hair anyway.
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Last week Ruth Reichl revealed to Haaretz that she’s working on a World War II–era novel. The story also mentioned another one of Reichl’s many projects: She’s apparently in the process of finishing up the script for an adaptation of her memoir, Garlic & Sapphires, starring none other than Anne Hathaway. That sounds like some promising casting; we could see it working. Unfortunately, Catwoman’s reps tell us today that the report is “not true.”