And Little Sally Can Mix the Drinks

Dinner party.

"Being a grown up means throwing dinner parties at your home for your grown up friends. People will get drunk, secrets will be revealed and someone will be having an affair in the guest bathroom! For dessert, people will pass around a joint and listen to MGMT (#dark) while talking about the old daze. There’ll be a swimming pool and people will be jumping in while still wearing their evening gowns. We’ll all be laughing hysterically. There might even be an orgy." —Thought Catalog’s definition of a grown-up dinner party puts whatever root-vegetable pureeing those kids over at Bard College are doing to shame. [Thought Catalog]