Apparently Park Slope Only Has Four Types of Restaurant

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"Every restaurant I've tried is remarkable only in the level of disappointment that they offer. In actuality I think that there are maybe FOUR total types and a hundred of each of those types. NOT CHIC, people. Italian(obvi), Mexican (even TWO of the same goddamned name ONE block from each other on 5th ave), Sushi (will the fad never die?), and Chinese/Asian Fusion/Thai. Throw an occasional burger joint and U.K. fish and chips joint in and you've got Park Slope's finest. FAIL." —Angry rant submitted to the blog Fucked in Park Slope, after a regretful subletting decision. Hey, we hear great things are happening in NoMad! [Fucked in Park Slope]