• So he’s not quite Whitey Bulger, but … a Cape Cod man who stole more than $1 million from Ocean Spray Cranberries, then faked his own disappearance in California, was sentenced to five years in prison yesterday. [AP]
• Jersey Shore’s Snooki has come out with a line of pickle-print flip-flops. Strangely, we can actually imagine all these D.I.Y. locavore types wearing them. [NYDN]
• It’s official: Potatoes make you fat. Which still explains nothing about why the French are not obese. [WSJ]
• And… here’s what to be afraid of today: There’s a nasty yeast lurking in your dishwasher. Also, did you know there’s a publication called Fungal Biology? [Independent UK]
• Chipotle’s pledging to double the amount of local produce it uses. We weren’t aware it used any! [NRN]
• Chick-fil-A in San Antonio hosted a “Daddy-Daughter Date Night.” Really, guys, love the sentiment, but can we please call this something else? [My San Antonio]
• Good put together a funny illustration of the dinner party from hell, featuring seven eaters, each with a specialized diet. We’ll stay away from the “Rifletarian.” [Good]