"I wish she had asked me because I would have sent her straight to Sacco pizza on Ninth avenue and 54th. She could have had a nice, thin, crispy crust … There’s a lot of cops and a lot of firefighters, which is always the first indication of where to eat. It’s just basically slices in front, formica tables in the back … much nicer than Famiglia." —Brian Williams, telling Grub Street where Sarah Palin should have gone for pizza. If nothing else, the guy is consistent with his slice recommendations.