NYPD Busts the Balls of Nutcracker Vendors

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Uh-oh, our A-train ride home is about to get way less tolerable: DNA Info reports that the 34th Precinct (policing Washington Heights and Inwood) has vowed to stamp out nutcracker, the sickly sweet bootleg concoction that tastes like ass and will have you lying on your own. [DNA Info]