Not-So-Good-Humor Man Stored Frozen Urine with Ice Cream; Officials Make the Largest Bologna Bust Ever

• Call it the case of the not-so-good-humor man: After pulling over an ice cream man suspected of driving drunk, Bucks County police discover bottles of frozen urine inside the truck’s ice cream freezer. [Action News]

• Hot meat: Officials confiscated 385 pounds of Mexican bologna at “largest bologna bust ever recorded at the Santa Teresa crossing” from Mexico to the U.S. [NYDN]

• A Starbucks in El Paso is being sued by the Feds after firing a dwarf employee when she requested a step stool to perform her duties. Classy move, guys. [Reuters]

• A paper just published in a scientific journal presents evidence that humans were eating dogs 9,000 years ago. So when did they become man’s best friend? [WP]

• The not-so-neediest cases: A Michigan man who won a $2 million lottery jackpot is still receiving food assistance. [My Fox Detroit]

• Waters aren’t the only thing on the rise in parts of Mississippi: With boats unable to bring in normal deliveries, food prices are going up as well. [ABC News]

Not-So-Good-Humor Man Stored Frozen Urine with Ice Cream; Officials Make the