If Ozzy Osbourne and Katie Lee had a love child, he might look a little something like the Vegan Black Metal Chef. In his inaugural cooking segment, he shows us how to make Vegan Pad Thai, and becomes very heated about green onions and chile powder. Despite his enraged demeanor and leather-bound hands, though, he does seem to have a delicate touch with tofu triangles. Helpfully, there are subtitles. Watch the whole video, below.