Celebrity Confessions of a Baked Potato Man

Photo: Mary-Louise Price; Photos: Moses Robinson/Getty Images (Simmons), iStockphoto (potato)

“I told him the line was in the front. He asked, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ I said, ‘Of course, the Sweatin’ to the Oldies exercise guy! But you still gotta wait in line.’ He had his chauffeur do it. He ordered two baked potatoes with a little butter and scallions.” —An anonymous street vendor on his encounter with Richard Simmons. [CNN]