Candela Plans A Thirteen Hour Fiesta Today

By this time tomorrow, this picture should make you want to hurl Photo: Jlastras via Flickr

If another writer attempts to school us on the "real story" of Cinco de Mayo, we just might have to take this bottle of Riazul Anejo to the head a few hours early. But if you want to get the party started early yourself, La Brea’s Candela Taco Bar starts turning it out at noon for the following thirteen hours. Expect all-day drink specials, give-aways, DJ Dizam, taco tours, and dudes who will only love you more when you scream out: "Viva pinche Mexico, cabrones!" 831 S. La Brea Ave. [L.A. Guide to Cinco de Mayo Events]