Yeah, There’s Such a Thing As Cupcake Vodka

Now you can drink it, too, pal.
Now you can drink it, too, pal. Photo: iStockphoto

First cupcakes were trending. Then upscale vodka was trending. But why, God, why did they have to mate? Cupcake Vodka is now a reality. Inflicted upon us by the people behind Cupcake Vineyards, Cupcake Vodka “cuts no corners,” trumpets the press release. It is six times distilled vodka “delivering a mouth-feel reminiscent of an indulgent delicious treat.” You can buy the original, chiffon, devil’s food, or frosting flavors. The original is 80 proof, while the others are 70. This is almost as bad as Vodka Lite. [Fork in the Road/VV]