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When The Zombies Come, You’ll Want To Be At Wurstkuche

When it comes time for the zombie apocalypse (likely to be caused by radioactive lobsters), our plan is to smear Animal’s impeccable vadouvan-spiced veal brains all over our faces and take to the streets moaning. Apparently, a much less risky strategy would be to head over to Wurstkuche, as Fear.net describes it today as the ideal place to hide from the undead. “Enormous solid wood door reinforced with metal,” we’re counting on you. As a last ditch effort, we’re hoping we can toss the zombies a case of Wales’ national brew, AKA the beer named “Brains.”

Finally: True Safety in the Zombie Apocalypse [Fear.net]
Earlier: How to Cook for The Living Dead [GS]

When The Zombies Come, You’ll Want To Be At Wurstkuche