Currently, Top Chefer Marcel Vigneron's new show, Marcel's Quantum Kitchen, is airing on SyFy. An estimated 600,000 viewers tuned in to the premiere, and one of those viewers was Julia Langbein. With a new episode set to air tonight, she shares some thoughts on the series.
Last Tuesday, not long after a New Yorker article praised the title Modernist Cuisine for letting us dispose with the murky term molecular gastronomy, Marcel Vigneron picked up the discarded shingle and hung it across his chest in the first episode of his new show, Marcels Quantum Kitchen:
I use a new style of cooking referred to as molecular gastronomy!
To some, Marcel Vigernon is the mean dork who came in second to Ilan Hall in season two of Top Chef. To others, hes the mean dork who brought mad scientist technique to the show way back before Ferran Adri was getting name-checked by your aunt Mary over manicures.
We're pretty sure the shows aim is to convert Marcels reputation from jerk to genius-jerk while testing whether molecular gastronomy can be brought out of the controlled atmosphere of a restaurant kitchen and into catered private events.
Based on the show's name, youre also probably wondering, Is there any time travel here, or is Scott Bakula involved in any way? The answer is yes to both, because Marcel keeps saying this is the food of the future, and because Scott Bakulas chest hair is implicated whenever anyone uses a convection oven. (Should you play this video while you read on? Probably.)
As for this whole "food of the future" business: Predictably, there are a lot of sciencey-yet-pedestrian graphics on this show, the way that someone on CSI will go, Captain, Im going to order pizza and a transparent holographic computer will pop up making beep-boop-bop noises, scan a dead womans retina, and then start spitting out addresses for EVERY SINGLE PIZZA PLACE IN THE AREA before you realize the character is just doing a Google search.
Likewise for Marcels virtual notebook, which swivels onto the screen with the tap-click-click sound of words being misspelled on a 2015 MacBook Pro and shows us his list for notes for the catering gig in the first episode:
- multiple themes
- safari feel
Wait! This looks almost exactly like Trader Vics notepad from circa 1961, so maybe we did quantum leap?
The premiere episode itself dealt with Marcels first molecular catering party, at a swank L.A. mansion, which is attended not only by the rich and influential but by a Bengal white tiger. This is because the event is a fund-raiser for a wildlife sanctuary responsible for the well-being of exotic animals (except apparently tigers).
And Marcel visited the sanctuary to get inspired. There, Marcel realized it would be awesome if the animals came to the party, because there is a big difference between looking at a baboon in a cage, and looking at a baboon in a diamond choker holding a lowball glass in a cage:
The skeptical terror in the baboon's eyes is so, so real. But its going to look SO HOT in three coats of mascara!
Back in the kitchen, Marcels driving principle for each dish is what he calls form-mimicking, e.g., a giant meat log made of short rib bark padded around a roast beef trunk using Activa RM, a live enzyme that makes meat stick (and is not to be confused with Activia, a live enzyme that makes moms comfortable talking about their schedules.).
Its as if Marcel shot so far into the future with his trompe loeil fairy forest meat trunk that he wrapped back around to the beginning of time and hes making illusion foods that would fit right in at a medieval court festival.
His molecular techniques have aimed to dazzle visually, and the great irony is that for all the avant-garde flair and partisan allegiance to a technique used by less than 5 percent of chefs worldwide, the guests end up eating roast beef with broccoli. But what I like about Marcel is that he isnt afraid to demonstrate failure, and as the vlog Alinea at Home has shown beautifully,
molecular gastronomy modernist cooking feels particularly exciting when the scientistic bravado cracks and the experimental chaos comes through. There are plenty of those moments with Marcel:
And you know melted grated cheese cooled over a dowel is futuristic, because its in the Martha Stewart Hors dOeuvres Handbook, which I'm guessing is from 30 years in the future because it gave me menopause when I read it.
Anyway, a new episode of Marcels Quantum
Leap Kitchen airs tonight at 10 p.m.on the SyFy channel, which an adult television executive must have gone back in time to infancy in order to spell like that.