Kate Middleton on a Jelly Bean; McDonald’s Canada Taking Monopoly Money

• First there was Elvis on a potato chip, now it’s Kate Middleton on a jelly bean. Can this wedding please just happen already? [Two-Way/NPR]

• McDonald’s Canada is now accepting Monopoly money to promote the return of its Monopoly game. We’d insert a joke about the Canadian dollar, but it’s actually on par with the American dollar right now. [Consumerist]

• Padma’s baby does not eat baby food! The idea. Little Krishna only dines on “mushy” Indian food. [Ok]

• Restaurants including Toloache and Rosa Mexicano are offering Mexican Passover. Time to brace ourselves for gefilte fish seviche? [DNA Info]

• Researchers found that 47 percent of supermarket meat and poultry contained Staphylococcus aureus bacteria, much of it antibiotic-resistant. Awesome! [AZ Central]

• You could go vegetarian, but know that VegNews magazine has such a nonexistent photo budget it’s using stock meat photos to represent fake meat. [Slashfood]

• She might be kind of annoying yapping on about her culinary endeavors, but poor Gwyneth Paltrow had no choice but to publish that cookbook: Food media is the next logical step for over-the-hill actresses these days. [WSJ]