• Chocolate milk is the latest controversial school-lunchroom item. C’mon, is nothing sacred? [WP]
• Speaking of cafeteria food, a Chicago school has made it mandatory, banning brown-bag lunches entirely. Now brewing among the student body: the mystery-meat mutiny. [My Fox Chicago]
• Now this is low: A couple allegedly stole $150 from a little girl’s lemonade stand in Georgia. [13 WMAZ]
• As if things weren’t already tough for Central Park vendors, the Parks Department wants to see food carts with a “Victorian-era” look. Okay … [DNA Info]
• Office candy jars are not so sweet for people trying to lose weight or keep it off. [WSJ]